Ronald McDonald is lovin' it in DEATH BATTLE! by McGasher, literature
Literature
Ronald McDonald is lovin' it in DEATH BATTLE!
ToC:BackstoryPersonalityVehicles and helpersArsenalAbilities, powers and alternate formsFeatsWeaknesses~~~
Real name: Ronald McDonald (although he's known as "Donald McDonald" in Japan, as a clear sound for the letter "R" doesn't exist in Japanese)
Species: Alien/Clown (for some reason, in the McDonaldland lore clowns are treated as their own races, different from humans for some things)Height: 6'2'' | 187.96 cm (judging by the medium height of the actors that played him)
Weight: ???
Born in McDonaldland (a place located in a different dimension from ours), in an unkown date. Even Ronald himself doesn't know his age, because "it keeps changin
The Queen brings the void into DEATH BATTLE! by McGasher, literature
Literature
The Queen brings the void into DEATH BATTLE!
This Bio contains spoilers about the game OFF.You have been advised.
ToC:BackstoryBattle InformationFeatsWeaknesses~~~Real name: Vader Eloha
Titles: "the Queen", "the Queen of a thousand faces"Is the final boss (without counting the Judge) and one of the main characters of the indie RPG "OFF", by Mortis GhostWas created by Hugo to care after him as a motherly figure (together with the Batter, the fatherly figure). Her relationship with thethe Batter itself, however, is unknownHer name is an union of two words from different languages: "Vader" means "Father" in German, while "Eloha" is most likely a reference to "Eloah", the Hebrew name for Go
[DB] FIGHT - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald by McGasher, literature
Literature
[DB] FIGHT - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald
WARNING!The following Death Battle contains strong language and, of course, food and violence. You have been advised.
I recommend to read the analysis before the fight:
Slumtrimpet: Alright, the fighters are ready to duke it out, it's time to see which one will come out on top!
Glubose: IT'S TIME FOR DINNER- I mean, a DEATH BATTLE!
~~~~~
Ronald McDonald: A Big Mac value meal, a Bacon Ranch Salad and a medium sized Caramel Frappe... alright, it'll be $13.47!
As the clown holds out his hand, the young client puts the money on the counter and quietly returns to his table.
Ronald: ... Well, thank you for choosing McDonald's!
Ronald puts t
[DEATH BATTLE] PREDICTION - Tracer VS Scout by McGasher, literature
Literature
[DEATH BATTLE] PREDICTION - Tracer VS Scout
Hi everyone! I'm not really used to talk about official Death Battle episodes, let alone make prediction blogs, but since the next fight features two combatants I know a lot about and love, I thought that maybe I could be able to make a proper prediction for it, for once.
I've been playing TF2 for years, and I watched thousands of Overwatch gameplay videos and all of the cinematic trailers since they first came out (sadly, my pc can't handle the game, and my wallet can't handle its price either, so I never had the chance to play it by myself). I should also specify that my favourite characters from TF2 and Overwatch are Demo and Pyro, and Win
[DB] PRELUDE - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald by McGasher, literature
Literature
[DB] PRELUDE - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald
Slumtrimpet: Cooking, the art of preparing food for consumption with the use of heat. Since the very beginning, the most skilled men created various cooking techniques, but two of them in particular revolutionized the world of gastronomy, and they just happen to be polar opposites...
Glubose: Haute Cuisine, the high-end cuisine that consists of a meticolous preparation, expensive ingredients and an high price, and Fast Food, a type of mass-produced, unhealthy food served quickly and at cheap prices. And, guess what? Today we'll make the major personalities of both styles duke it out in the ultimate cook-off!
Slumtrimpet: On the line as the
Scrooge McDuck goes berserk into DEATH BATTLE! by McGasher, literature
Literature
Scrooge McDuck goes berserk into DEATH BATTLE!
ToC:BackstoryPersonality(LINK) Properties and Resources - Arsenal
(LINK) Capabilities - Superpowers - Signature Attacks - Alter Egos(LINK) Feats
WeaknessesQuotes~~~Real name: Scrooge McDuck
Titles: "the King of Klondike", "the Master of the Mississippi", "the richest duck in the world", "the Last of the Clan McDuck", "the Empire Builder from Calisota", "the Terror of the Transvaal", "the orneriest cuss in the Outback" and several other scary (but not quite accurate) namesHeight: 1'40'' | 41 cmWeight: 20 lbs | 7 kgFirst appearance: "Christmas on Bear Mountain" (from Four Color Comics #178, in December of 1947) by Carl Barks
Last appearance: //
DEATH BATTLE [FIGHT] - Sans VS The Judge by McGasher, literature
Literature
DEATH BATTLE [FIGHT] - Sans VS The Judge
I recommend to read the analysis before the fight:
Slumtrimpet: Alright, the- ... wait. Before we start, I'd have to remind our readers that, whenever they see "[y/n]" while reading the following fight, it's recommended to read it as if it was their own names.
Zacharie: Oh my, now we're making it seem like a cheesy fanfiction about some kind of boy-band.
Glubose: Can I punch him already?
Slumtrimpet: ... Alright, the fighters are ready to duke it out, it's time to see which one will come out on top!
Glubose: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Zacharie: Amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei.
~~~~~
A long time has now passed since the Batter, th
DEATH BATTLE [PRELUDE] - Sans VS The Judge by McGasher, literature
Literature
DEATH BATTLE [PRELUDE] - Sans VS The Judge
WARNING!This prelude contains spoilers about the games "Undertale" and "OFF". You have been advised.
Slumtrimpet: RPG. Truly a great and evergreen videogame genre, that spawned lots of unforgettable gems over the time. Although, a good amount of RPGs tend to share the same clichéd trope in quite a repetitive way: you take the role of a flawless hero and slain hordes of dull, flat out evil monsters.
Glubose: But two indie products in particular turned everything upside down, and managed to make us question our actions, which aren't always that heroic after all. And this mostly happened all thanks to two always-grinning, white, inhuman o
DEATH BATTLE [FIGHT] - Duck Dodgers VS Paperinik by McGasher, literature
Literature
DEATH BATTLE [FIGHT] - Duck Dodgers VS Paperinik
I recommend to read the analysis before the fight:
Slumtrimpet: Alright, the fighters are ready to duke it out, it's time to see which one will come out on top!
Glubose: IT'S TIME FOR A DUCK BATTLE!
~~~~~
Dr. I.Q. Hi: Dodgers! Where have you been for the past three hours? The President's going to be so angry...
It was a special day today, at the Galactic Protectorate. The President of Outer Space called an emergency meeting to talk directly to doctor Intelligenius Q. Hi and captain Duck Dodgers about the Martian Empire's latest, leaked plans about their invasions.
Duck Dodgers: Hello Doc! I... uh... had... some important business to atte
Ronald McDonald is lovin' it in DEATH BATTLE! by McGasher, literature
Literature
Ronald McDonald is lovin' it in DEATH BATTLE!
ToC:BackstoryPersonalityVehicles and helpersArsenalAbilities, powers and alternate formsFeatsWeaknesses~~~
Real name: Ronald McDonald (although he's known as "Donald McDonald" in Japan, as a clear sound for the letter "R" doesn't exist in Japanese)
Species: Alien/Clown (for some reason, in the McDonaldland lore clowns are treated as their own races, different from humans for some things)Height: 6'2'' | 187.96 cm (judging by the medium height of the actors that played him)
Weight: ???
Born in McDonaldland (a place located in a different dimension from ours), in an unkown date. Even Ronald himself doesn't know his age, because "it keeps changin
The Queen brings the void into DEATH BATTLE! by McGasher, literature
Literature
The Queen brings the void into DEATH BATTLE!
This Bio contains spoilers about the game OFF.You have been advised.
ToC:BackstoryBattle InformationFeatsWeaknesses~~~Real name: Vader Eloha
Titles: "the Queen", "the Queen of a thousand faces"Is the final boss (without counting the Judge) and one of the main characters of the indie RPG "OFF", by Mortis GhostWas created by Hugo to care after him as a motherly figure (together with the Batter, the fatherly figure). Her relationship with thethe Batter itself, however, is unknownHer name is an union of two words from different languages: "Vader" means "Father" in German, while "Eloha" is most likely a reference to "Eloah", the Hebrew name for Go
[DB] FIGHT - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald by McGasher, literature
Literature
[DB] FIGHT - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald
WARNING!The following Death Battle contains strong language and, of course, food and violence. You have been advised.
I recommend to read the analysis before the fight:
Slumtrimpet: Alright, the fighters are ready to duke it out, it's time to see which one will come out on top!
Glubose: IT'S TIME FOR DINNER- I mean, a DEATH BATTLE!
~~~~~
Ronald McDonald: A Big Mac value meal, a Bacon Ranch Salad and a medium sized Caramel Frappe... alright, it'll be $13.47!
As the clown holds out his hand, the young client puts the money on the counter and quietly returns to his table.
Ronald: ... Well, thank you for choosing McDonald's!
Ronald puts t
[DEATH BATTLE] PREDICTION - Tracer VS Scout by McGasher, literature
Literature
[DEATH BATTLE] PREDICTION - Tracer VS Scout
Hi everyone! I'm not really used to talk about official Death Battle episodes, let alone make prediction blogs, but since the next fight features two combatants I know a lot about and love, I thought that maybe I could be able to make a proper prediction for it, for once.
I've been playing TF2 for years, and I watched thousands of Overwatch gameplay videos and all of the cinematic trailers since they first came out (sadly, my pc can't handle the game, and my wallet can't handle its price either, so I never had the chance to play it by myself). I should also specify that my favourite characters from TF2 and Overwatch are Demo and Pyro, and Win
[DB] PRELUDE - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald by McGasher, literature
Literature
[DB] PRELUDE - Gordon Ramsay VS Ronald McDonald
Slumtrimpet: Cooking, the art of preparing food for consumption with the use of heat. Since the very beginning, the most skilled men created various cooking techniques, but two of them in particular revolutionized the world of gastronomy, and they just happen to be polar opposites...
Glubose: Haute Cuisine, the high-end cuisine that consists of a meticolous preparation, expensive ingredients and an high price, and Fast Food, a type of mass-produced, unhealthy food served quickly and at cheap prices. And, guess what? Today we'll make the major personalities of both styles duke it out in the ultimate cook-off!
Slumtrimpet: On the line as the
Scrooge McDuck goes berserk into DEATH BATTLE! by McGasher, literature
Literature
Scrooge McDuck goes berserk into DEATH BATTLE!
ToC:BackstoryPersonality(LINK) Properties and Resources - Arsenal
(LINK) Capabilities - Superpowers - Signature Attacks - Alter Egos(LINK) Feats
WeaknessesQuotes~~~Real name: Scrooge McDuck
Titles: "the King of Klondike", "the Master of the Mississippi", "the richest duck in the world", "the Last of the Clan McDuck", "the Empire Builder from Calisota", "the Terror of the Transvaal", "the orneriest cuss in the Outback" and several other scary (but not quite accurate) namesHeight: 1'40'' | 41 cmWeight: 20 lbs | 7 kgFirst appearance: "Christmas on Bear Mountain" (from Four Color Comics #178, in December of 1947) by Carl Barks
Last appearance: //
DEATH BATTLE [FIGHT] - Sans VS The Judge by McGasher, literature
Literature
DEATH BATTLE [FIGHT] - Sans VS The Judge
I recommend to read the analysis before the fight:
Slumtrimpet: Alright, the- ... wait. Before we start, I'd have to remind our readers that, whenever they see "[y/n]" while reading the following fight, it's recommended to read it as if it was their own names.
Zacharie: Oh my, now we're making it seem like a cheesy fanfiction about some kind of boy-band.
Glubose: Can I punch him already?
Slumtrimpet: ... Alright, the fighters are ready to duke it out, it's time to see which one will come out on top!
Glubose: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Zacharie: Amicus meus, inimicus inimici mei.
~~~~~
A long time has now passed since the Batter, th
DEATH BATTLE [PRELUDE] - Sans VS The Judge by McGasher, literature
Literature
DEATH BATTLE [PRELUDE] - Sans VS The Judge
WARNING!This prelude contains spoilers about the games "Undertale" and "OFF". You have been advised.
Slumtrimpet: RPG. Truly a great and evergreen videogame genre, that spawned lots of unforgettable gems over the time. Although, a good amount of RPGs tend to share the same clichéd trope in quite a repetitive way: you take the role of a flawless hero and slain hordes of dull, flat out evil monsters.
Glubose: But two indie products in particular turned everything upside down, and managed to make us question our actions, which aren't always that heroic after all. And this mostly happened all thanks to two always-grinning, white, inhuman o
Death Battle Moveset: Paperinik by YellowFlash1234, journal
Death Battle Moveset: Paperinik
Entrance: Paperinik drops down onscreen and puts on the X-Transformer.
Exit: Paperinik raises the X-Transformer to the sky and flies away with it.
Standard (Light): Punches
Standard (Medium): Kicks
Standard (Heavy): Bashes with the X-Transformer
Launcher: Uppercuts with the X-Transformer
Aerial (Light): Kicks
Aerial (Medium): Punches
Aerial (Heavy): Punches with a robot fist from the X-Transformer
Crouching (Light): Kicks
Crouching (Medium): Punches
Crouching (Heavy): Kicks with both feet
Grab: Duck Punch
Paperinik grabs the opponent, pulls back the X-Transformer, and extends a robot arm from it that punches the opponent away.
Special Mov
Yang Xiao Long Locks and Loads for a DEATH BATTLE! by ThatGuyImortal, literature
Literature
Yang Xiao Long Locks and Loads for a DEATH BATTLE!
Name: Yang Xiao Long.
Age: 17 (Volumes 1-3) 18 (Volume 4)
Height: 5'8"
Hair Color: Golden Blonde.
Eye Color: Lilac.
Older Half Sister to Ruby Rose.
4th Member of Team RWBY.
Incredibly skilled fighter.
Literally and Figuratively a Hot Head.
Themes: I Burn/Armed and Ready.
Feats:-Took out Jaune and Ren using Turkeys.
-Punched an Ursa through several fully grown tree's.
-Wiped out Neon Katt on her own and Flint Coal with Weiss' Assistance.
-Was Nominated to the Finals off the Vytal Festival.
-Pushed through PTSD.
-Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
-Survived a Fall of about 10,00 feet.
-Nearly 50 tons of force.
-Punched Junior across his o
Battle: Fortuna Favet Fortibus by Unserious-Sam, literature
Literature
Battle: Fortuna Favet Fortibus
Sammy: Anyone got the bets ready?
Peacock: I sure do! Fortuna Fafet Fort e Bus or whatever.
Wright: How elegant.
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On a television screen, the screen is blue, as red letters begin to fly into view from the side. After a few seconds, the words finally come together to say "Duckburg News". After that is through, the screen fades away to show two animals, one being a male dog, with long floppy ears and a green hat on his head. The other was a female cow, all dolled up with a bell around her neck. These were Goofy and Clarabell
Operation Morioh Town - PRELUDE by NocturnBros, literature
Literature
Operation Morioh Town - PRELUDE
Nocturn: Evil comes in many ways, shapes, and forms. But for most people, the most terrifying kind of evil is the one that is unknown to them.
Brain: Naturally, those who do bad deeds would rather stay hidden in the shadows, such as today's combatants:
Nocturn: Yoshikage Kira, the serial killer of Morioh Town.
Brain: And Albert Wesker, Umbrella's undercover agent.
Nocturn: We're Nocturn and Brain, and we're going to analyze their weapons, skills, and feats in order to determine who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
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Ba
Spirits in the Shell - DEATH BATTLE! by Arachnid-le-Spider, literature
Literature
Spirits in the Shell - DEATH BATTLE!
Arachnid: Alright, the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all!
Scorpio: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION for a DEATH BATTLE!
Arachnid: Let's get right in
The CORE, Underground
The Underground, a world beneath ours holding a vast variety of beings and entities alike whom have lived in harmony for generations to come. However even as the lights shine their brightest its always been foreshadowed that this seemingly peaceful realm must meet its challenger one day.
Inside a machine built to rival the power to that of the sun lied our true and bound heroes ascending to the very top, from room to room a plumb
Claims I had in mind. by Arachnid-le-Spider, journal
Claims I had in mind.
You know the drill, now let's get sad.
Staring now.
I'll have to remove you from the equation, Permanently.
Yoshikage Kira (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) vs. Light Yagami (Death Note)
Note: Also have Carnage vs. Kira in the works as well.
You Remind Me of Someone who really Pisses me Off!
Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) vs. Ryūko Matoi (Kill La Kill)
Born, Bred and Brought up in a World of Hurt!
Guts (Berserk) vs. Kenshiro (Fist of the North Star)
Dropping Akame vs. Kenshiro for this, so if anyone wants it go crazy.
Regretful yet Hideous Faces only a Brother or Father could've Loved.
Rando (LISA: The Painful) vs. The Judge (OFF)
l
My DEATH BATTLE stuff! [UPDATED] by McGasher, journal
My DEATH BATTLE stuff! [UPDATED]
Hey everyone, Gash here!
It's been a lot since I don't update this journal, and I decided it's time to take stock of the situation, since a lot of things changed since I first made this. So... here it is, all of my DB-related stuff that I wrote/I'm going to write!
I will update this everytime something new is released, and I will also occasionally post hints, so keep an eye on it! ;)
ToC:Death BattleDeath Battle BiosDBXOne Minute MeleeCurrent polls
DEATH BATTLEI'm most likely going to stop writing DBs after these 11 episodes, minus for maybe some bonus ones or a season finale. Still, I don't know, it depends from how busy 2017 will be fo
McGasher I just wanted to tell you, I’m not German. I’m Bosnian/Croatian. I’m Sergeant22303, and before on the Death Battle Wiki I used to say I’m German because I was ashamed of Bosnia (my country).